I had one of the scariest nights of my life on Thursday for Mike’s 21st birthday party. All the people that usually help me take care of people and herd them all to a club safely got trashed and I was the only sober person taking care of about 15 people. It was incredibly stressful and another one of those nights is coming up in two weeks. I’m not looking forward to it.
Hella cool poster for a hella cool show I’m going to tomorrow with…a guy I met on OkCupid. Signing up for that shit was really supposed to be a joke.
please forcefully grind your boner against my butt cheeks while we cuddle
Shot of the sunrise on Lake Alice. The tree and reflections look like a sound wave.
We woke up at 5AM for a run, found out yoga was canceled and walked back in the freezing cold. It was too much fun.
When guys make sex therapy jokes:
"So you uh, teach people to have sex?"
"Is this an admission that you don’t know how to make me orgasm?"
the entire world around me is sexualized and that really sucks when it constantly reminds you that your only sexual experience was totally and completely shitty and sad
i wanna treat valentine’s day like a really cute date
where do i find a cute dude to pretend we’re together, be really lovey in public, find a bed, get physical, cuddle and go to sleep, and then wake up and never see each other again