January 26, 2014   1 note
THIIISSSSSSS is gonna be really tight.

THIIISSSSSSS is gonna be really tight.

January 26, 2014   1 note

I had one of the scariest nights of my life on Thursday for Mike’s 21st birthday party. All the people that usually help me take care of people and herd them all to a club safely got trashed and I was the only sober person taking care of about 15 people. It was incredibly stressful and another one of those nights is coming up in two weeks. I’m not looking forward to it.

January 24, 2014   4 notes
Hella cool poster for a hella cool show I’m going to tomorrow with…a guy I met on OkCupid. Signing up for that shit was really supposed to be a joke.

Hella cool poster for a hella cool show I’m going to tomorrow with…a guy I met on OkCupid. Signing up for that shit was really supposed to be a joke.

January 24, 2014   33 notes

lilwheelies:

please forcefully grind your boner against my butt cheeks while we cuddle

(via madsnesss)

January 23, 2014   56,709 notes

(Source: frozenrevolution, via thethreewaybelt)

January 23, 2014   5 notes
Shot of the sunrise on Lake Alice. The tree and reflections look like a sound wave.
We woke up at 5AM for a run, found out yoga was canceled and walked back in the freezing cold. It was too much fun.

Shot of the sunrise on Lake Alice. The tree and reflections look like a sound wave.

We woke up at 5AM for a run, found out yoga was canceled and walked back in the freezing cold. It was too much fun.

January 23, 2014   7 notes
Strangely photogenic?
So proud of the septum piercing making an appearance.

Strangely photogenic?

So proud of the septum piercing making an appearance.

January 22, 2014   5 notes

When guys make sex therapy jokes:

"So you uh, teach people to have sex?"

"Is this an admission that you don’t know how to make me orgasm?"

January 21, 2014   5 notes

the entire world around me is sexualized and that really sucks when it constantly reminds you that your only sexual experience was totally and completely shitty and sad

January 19, 2014   4 notes

i wanna treat valentine’s day like a really cute date

where do i find a cute dude to pretend we’re together, be really lovey in public, find a bed, get physical, cuddle and go to sleep, and then wake up and never see each other again