January 28, 2014   405,137 notes

doomf:

this video is the reason I am alive today

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January 28, 2014   6 notes
Left my bra at my friend’s apartment before going clubbing and he hung it up in his room

Left my bra at my friend’s apartment before going clubbing and he hung it up in his room

January 28, 2014   4 notes

the boy i have my eyes on is so cute gosh darn it

we were at the mustard plug show and i started skanking backwards to face him and I pulled at the front of his shirt to get him to start skanking with me and he broke this smile and it is so ugh so UGH SO UGH

January 28, 2014   8 notes

do you ever wish your next long, committed relationship would hurry up and happen already because you’re hella sick of dwelling on your last one

January 26, 2014

Anonymous said: Focus more on having fun than taking care of people. Just because you're sober doesn't mean you're automatically the babysitter. You're adults.

I don’t think I could ever take THAT insensitive an approach to partying with my friends. Even with people helping me out I’ve had friends run across busy streets and take food from strangers and who knows what else. I do my best to take care of them and have fun at the same time. If I wasn’t enjoying myself doing that, I’d know by now to stay home.

January 26, 2014   1 note
THIIISSSSSSS is gonna be really tight.

THIIISSSSSSS is gonna be really tight.

January 26, 2014   1 note

I had one of the scariest nights of my life on Thursday for Mike’s 21st birthday party. All the people that usually help me take care of people and herd them all to a club safely got trashed and I was the only sober person taking care of about 15 people. It was incredibly stressful and another one of those nights is coming up in two weeks. I’m not looking forward to it.

January 24, 2014   4 notes
Hella cool poster for a hella cool show I’m going to tomorrow with…a guy I met on OkCupid. Signing up for that shit was really supposed to be a joke.

Hella cool poster for a hella cool show I’m going to tomorrow with…a guy I met on OkCupid. Signing up for that shit was really supposed to be a joke.

January 24, 2014   33 notes

lilwheelies:

please forcefully grind your boner against my butt cheeks while we cuddle

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January 23, 2014   76,777 notes

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